Last year I've changed boyfriend to husband and I noticed fall of efficiency in all activities, especially in applications flowers and jewelry which was acting without errors in boyfriend. In addiction husband - probably himself - uninstalled a few very important programs like romance and enthusiasm. Instead of that he installed (completely unknown for me) applications: computer and sport. Conversation doesn't work and application clean the house completely disturbs system processes. I turned on quarrel to improve this trouble, but without any results. What should I do?

Woman in trouble.


Dear Woman in trouble!

Firstly, we want to pay your attention - boyfriend is a package for entertainment, but husband is an operating system.
You should try use command C:/I_thought_you_love_me, turn on tears and install guilt. It this applications will work correctly, husband should automatically turn on flowers and jewelry.
But notice, that, abuse of this applications will cause to automatic install of silent_like_a_grave and beer in your husband.
Beer is a very disgusting program which in some situations can turn on file loudly_snoring.mp3.
But remember! Whatever you do, you mustn't install mother-in-law application!


Technical service.



_{Forgive me my English.}